NO MORE BOARING MEALS!
PEOPLE FRIENDLY
Leading foodtech meets renowned chefs making the impossible beyond possible: a taste, texture and nutritional value that trumps the pork from your childhood.
PIG FRIENDLY
Not a single one of the 1.5 billion pigs being turned into human food each year has protested against our mission of making plant-based pork the new normal.
PLANET FRIENDLY
Boar-ing truth: pork has the third highest environmental impact among meats (12.1 kg CO2) and Mother Earth is loin-ing for a solution. It’s time to start treating her right.
You probably already have all the facts on global warming, animal cruelty and health issues in place. So, how come it still seems impossible to beat the meat once and for all? For hundreds of years, our broken food system has successfully infected billions of people with the meateatism disease, leaving us disconnected and misled on a level deeper than we’re capable of grasping. The easy-to-follow “Get Off Meat” hypnosis program is your road to recovery. Get ready to reset your brain and truly break free from your addiction!
We’re currently working around the clock to bring you plant-based bacon and premium non-pork sausages so ridiculously amazing that not even your meat-loving grandpa or your spoiled child will be able to tell the difference.
We simply call it pork. Without the sacrifice.
MEET PIG-HUMAN
VEGAN BACON SEASONING BUNDLE 2-PACK
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Our first product range, the magical Vegan Bacon Seasoning, is designed to literally spice up your life and inspire you to live the way you truly want to be living. Be prepared to quit your day job, find the motivation to finally leave your worthless husband, and tell Karen to go fu*k herself. Pierce your nipple, get that tattoo you always wanted and buy an (electric) motorcycle while you’re at it.
From now on there will be no FOMO, only YOLO. No regerts!