VEGAN BACON SEASONING
Here’s a no-brainer: The taste of bacon is fu*king delicious. For thousands of years it has made the dullest dinners feel like you’re in heaven. We would even go as far as saying that the taste of bacon is to die for. But let’s face it, the taste is not worth killing for. At least not anymore. Here’s a gilt free choice for you. 100% taste. 0% death.
"A TRULY TASTY WAY TO HELP OUR PLANET"
"MY PORK BACON EATING DAYS ARE GONE. THANKS!!"
"IS IT REALLY VEGAN? WOW!"
"FINALLY A WAY FOR MY KIDS TO EAT THEIR VEGGIES"
"LOVE IT! NEED MORE ASAP!"
Sometimes cooking sucks. The pressure to impress your smug insta #foodie friends, the exhaustion after yet another 9 to 5 with zero appreciation from your mansplaining manager or another dull Tuesday eve arguing with your 10-year-old to shut off his trivial video game and eat his damn veggies can easily make your creativity disappear.
Luckily, we’re here to help. With our Vegan Bacon Seasoning we make cooking fun, easy and super delicious.
Simply cook whatever's in your fridge, baconify it in less than a second and enjoy the ride!
Our Vegan Bacon Seasoning is designed to literally spice up your life and inspire you to live the way you truly want to be living. Be prepared to quit your day job, find the motivation to finally leave your worthless husband, and tell Karen to go fu*k herself. Pierce your nipple, get that tattoo you always wanted, buy a motorcycle and bitch slap a spoiled child. From now on there will be no FOMO, only YOLO. No regerts!
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