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The pig-less bacon that even your dad will love.
Our magical pigless bacon is designed to literally spice up your life and inspire you to live the life you truly want to be living.. Prepare to quit your day job, find the motivation to finally leave your worthless husband and tell Karen to go fu*k herself. Pierce your nipple, get that tattoo you always wanted and buy an (electric) motorcycle while you’re at it.
From now on there will be no FOMO, only YOLO. No regerts!
Here’s a no-brainer: The taste of bacon is indescribably delicious. For thousands of years it has made the dullest dinners feel like you’re in heaven. We would even go as far as saying that the taste of bacon is to die for. But not killing for. At least not anymore.
With our ridiculously amazing bacon, you’ll automatically help saving pigs and our home planet, without sacrificing a single thing. Now that’s a win-win-win.
NO MORE BOARING MEALS!
HUMAN FRIENDLY
Don’t care too much about animals, but you do care about yourself? Luckily, our healthy products are free from nasties like GMO and 5G.
PIG
FRIENDLY
100% plant-based and meatless. Not a single one of the 1.5 billion pigs being slaughtered each year got even remotely near of being hurt in the process.
TASTE BUD FRIENDLY
Developed by leading foodtech geeks (including a doctor) turning the impossible into possible: a taste sensation as awesome as the original.
LIFE CHANGING
As our prototype tester Victor, renowned chef and foodie connoisseur, expressed it: “The void in my soul instantly disappeared after the first bite”.
You probably already have all the facts on global warming, animal cruelty and health issues in place. So, how come it still seems impossible to beat the meat once and for all? For hundreds of years, our broken food system has successfully infected billions of people with the meateatism disease, leaving us disconnected and misled on a level deeper than we’re capable of grasping. The easy-to-follow “Get Off Meat” hypnosis program is your road to recovery. Get ready to reset your brain and truly break free from your addiction!
