PROFESSIONAL VEGAN BACON-IFIER
- GET PAID TO EAT
Do you love, like really really, love the taste of bacon? Do you like to indulge yourself with delicious, healthy food and ever dreamed about getting paid doing so? Then this position is for you.
EMPLOYER: Raging Pig Co. // LOCATION: Remote // CONTRACT: 30 days // POSITION: Professional Food Eater // SALARY: Fixed. USD $10.000 // APPLY BEFORE: Aug 15th, 2020
ABOUT THE POSITION
Let’s face it. No matter what we do in life, we’re pretty much screwed in one way or another. If we, the human race, deserve it or not can be left unsaid. However, wouldn’t it be pretty cool to play an essential role in unscrewing at least a small part of what we’ve screwed? For example potentially saving millions (perhaps billions?) of innocent, life-loving pigs from being slaughtered for human pleasure. Especially if all you have to do is to sprinkle our premium, super delicious Vegan Bacon Seasoning on your everyday meals.
In order to gain valuable insights and make sure that the Raging Pig Co. products will become the new standard for all things bacon, the R&D department is now seeking a new team member that will play a crucial role in the gilt-free bacon revolution.
- Baconify everything you put in your mouth with Raging Pig's Vegan Bacon Seasoning.
- Considered an expert in having an appetite for food on a daily basis.
- Ability to see “the bigger picture” and staying motivated throughout numerous repetitive tasks (a.k.a. life).
- Identifying as somewhat open minded, generous and forward-thinking.
- A general understanding or willingness to learn about, and respect, human-, animal-, and Mother Nature’s rights.
- Cooking (or buying) whatever food you feel like.
- Sprinkle Raging Pig Co’s Vegan bacon seasoning on your food.
- Eating the food when hungry.
- Enjoying the food to the very best of your ability.
- Stop eating the food when full.
- Snapping pictures and videos and sharing on SoMe.
EDUCATION & EXPERIENCE
- Entry-level position (The school of Hard Knocks is more than enough).
- Prior experience of eating food is considered beneficial but not a requirement.
- Super duper flexible hours.
- Unreasonably high salary.
- Heaps of spare time (YOLO/No FOMO).
- Zero tolerance policy against mansplaining, racism, animal cruelty and boomer behaviour in general. Signed and approved by Management.
- 10 kg of Raging Pig Co’s Vegan Bacon Seasoning + exclusive merchandise.
- 20% lifetime discount on all Raging Pig Co’s products.
- A Raging Pig Co. limited edition cape (nah, all heroes don’t wear capes but now you can if you want to).
ABOUT RAGING PIG CO.
Raging Pig Co. is a Swedish food-tech start-up on a mission to become the obvious plant-based pork alternative by providing qualitative, healthy products so delicious it will save the life of millions of pigs. All while making Mother Nature great again.
Remote. On-boarding will be carried out through Zoom.
The successful candidate will get a fixed salary of $10.000 USD for the 30 days of work of baconifying every meal being eaten.
The Raging Pig Co. Human Resources department is looking forward to your application. Apply by clicking the button below and fill out the application form. As Raging Pig Co. see themselves as a lean, forward-thinking start-up, please don’t bother to attach outdated documents like your “resume”, “cover letter” or other “certifications”.
People worldwide are encouraged to apply. The successful candidate will be contacted through e-mail. For questions send an email to: firstname.lastname@example.org